Static Shock. This show was like everything to me as a kid. Not only did it have a black protagonist.
but an awesome gay superhero
a BAMF lady hero
and a superhero with dyslexia
It dealt with important issues like peer pressure
bullying and gun safety
and I think that is worth talking about
This is why Static is my favorite superhero
It also had Shaq
so you know, it’s better than Frozen
Read that as “faulty hippopotamus.” Do you or do you not have an inefficient hippo who reminds you to tag things, sir? Answer the question!
I did have a tag hippo. It was great at first, but I think he started to resent having such a boring job. He started having anger issues.
Yelling at the neighbors.
Finally I had to send him back to the manufacturer to get repaired.
They were like, “Just send him through Hippocrates.”
And I was like, “The father of medicine?”
"NO THE SHIPPING SERVICE, YOU FOOL."
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
God it’s actually making me uncomfortable
No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.
I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message
do you feel the anger and frustration?
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.